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Weekend Wonderings – August 12th

12 August, 2012

It’s Sunday which means it’s time to play Weekend Wonderings with Marian. Feel free to play along too, answer the questions on your blog, and then leave a link on Marian’s post.

 

What’s your favorite beauty tip?

I’m a man so can’t / wouldn’t dare give tips to a lady, but the one thing i would say is “don’t overdo it.” There is nothing so unattractive as foundation and eye shadow applied by the lorry load, leaving you looking like Barbara Cartland. Be subtle, emphasise, don’t go for the full Ronald McDonald. The only exception to this is if you have full, sensuous (dare i say “blowjob”?) lips. Then, the deeper, the thicker, the redder the better.

 

How do you cope with stress?

I eat. My capacity to get through crisps and biscuits when i am busy at work, or struggling with a chapter at home, is legendary.

 

If you had to gain ten pounds what would you eat to gain the weight?

Chips. I’m English.

 

If you were going to run away from your current life where would you go?

I have long wanted to do a motorcycle trip along the length of the Americas, and pretend i am Che Guevara. I can’t ride a motorbike, but hey, it only has 2 wheels so it must be half as difficult as a car right? I’m sure i’d be an expert before I reached Canada.

 

What the funniest penis name you’ve ever heard (not from a movie)?

Ummm not really heard anyone using a specific name that i found funny, but the English expression “John Thomas” always makes me smile.

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7 Comments
  1. I see we’re getting ruder….. Love it.

  2. Okay, see, here’s the thing I’m curious about: if, say, a woman did have, you know, “blowjob” lips, wouldn’t lipstick be a detriment? Because it smears, you know, during, you know, blowjobs.

  3. Love your lipstick advice! I usually shy away from red because I feel like I look like a hooker. ; )

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